katlightsparkle asked: 1, 15, 22

1. Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

I don’t have a solitary favorite movie, and most of them I first saw back when I was in elementary school; basically, I can talk about the earliest time I watched one of my favorite movies.

It was New Year’s Eve and I was (I think) five years old, and we were watching Apollo 13 in the course of trying to stay awake all the way until midnight and the new year. I don’t think I made it to 12 o’clock, but I did finish the movie. We were in the basement, and I think we had popcorn, and I think I was the last of my siblings to fall asleep. There’s nothing really special about this memory except that I have it, and I don’t have as many memories from back then as I’d like.

15. Talk about the time you were most content in life.

I’m not even sure, but maybe my freshman year of college? It was a novel experience, and I was fresh out of high school. It was my first brush with living “independently” (I mean, in a dorm paid for by my parents, but at least it was in a different city), and the academics were so much less intense than they’d been in high school. I had the barest minimum of a social life, which gave me plenty of time to discover the joys of binge-watching Joss Whedon’s shows. 

I lost thirty pounds that year, between walking four miles a day to get to and from my classes and having a meal plan that allowed me to not keep snacks in my dorm. 

And my school won the national championship that year in football, so there was a lot of school spirit to go around.

It was nice.

22. Talk about your worst fear.

Alzheimer’s. I don’t really talk about it, though; if I’m listening to a discussion about it, I inevitably begin planning how I’d kill myself before the dementia became debilitating. 

Inevitably.

PLEASE SEND THESE. THESE ARE YOU CUTEST ONES EVER

  • 1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
  • 2: Talk about your first kiss.
  • 3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
  • 4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
  • 5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
  • 6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
  • 7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
  • 8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
  • 9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
  • 10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
  • 11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
  • 14: Talk about a vacation.
  • 15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
  • 16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
  • 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
  • 18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • 21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • 23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • 26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
  • 27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
  • 28: Talk about your fetishes.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • 31: Talk about what you think death is like.
  • 32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
  • 33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
  • 34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
  • 35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
  • 36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
  • 37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
  • 38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
  • 39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
  • 40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

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Anonymous asked: Can we get some ircats for Gaza and the Ukrainian situation... Maybe Malaysia and the airlines too!

ircats:

I don’t think our cats are telegenic enough for netanyahu

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I just found a job listing for a photogrammetrist that requires:

  • a master’s or doctorate in a relevant field;
  • 10-15 years relevant experience;
  • a TS/SCI security clearance.

I’m not certain if that’s an unreasonable slate of expectations; it might be, but surely there are at least a few people who fit that bill.

What made this laughable is that they want to hire this person part-time.

One of my favorite parts of watching Jeopardy! is when a contestant gives a wrong answer and the judges accept it.

But you know better, and the vindication is sweet when Trebek stops play to announce that there’s a change in score.

1 day ago on July 21, 2014 at 03:48pm

nicklaslidstrom replied to your post

(: yeh

Yeh, but I was sort of hoping that being a guy on a dating site meant that I’d be ignored (at least until I took deliberate further action) due to the male overpopulation. That makes sense, right?

1 day ago on July 21, 2014 at 02:17pm