Everyday on Venus is Venus Day, but Earth Day is only 1/365th of Earth’s year.

How is that fair?

Still alternating between exhilaration and terror over this whole “job vs. grad school” thing.

Sounds like a good time to get drunk.

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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I don’t know if people take me seriously whenever I say this, but let me be abundantly clear: If you ever list the traits you look for in your ideal partner, this is what I’ll think of and I will send you this link.

miaouler:

nanokorg:

tachimukais:

one person visiting from the past

WINDOWS VISTA MAY BE AN OLD SYSTEM BUT ARE YOU NOT NOTICING THE TIME TRAVELER WHO IS 1,992 VERSIONS AHEAD OF THE CURRENT OS WTF?

son i have news for you

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Okay, so I emailed NGC and the impression I got from them was “Hey, yeah, we think you’re gonna have a job but don’t be dumb and pass up a firmer opportunity.” Which is surprisingly fair-minded of them, I think.

So I’m going to confirm with GWU? And I think I can still defer later if I definitely get the job? (And probably lose the scholarship, but I could find more during the year I just bought?) 

Shit fuck bugger fuck christ de tabernac this is going to be expensive but I’m very possibly going to school in DC in the fall?

jogurtizelje:

Happy Easter :) 

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#SNL  

divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

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gnastly:

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

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